Get angry. Bedtime story-reading is becoming a dying art (when we all know kids learn by fooling around) and there isn't any money for steroid testing (probably because of the superintendents who have found pension loopholes). If you're mad about all this, make sure to voice your opinion and send a letter to Obama. Just watch your language. You don't want to rack up a $637 fine.
-Marena Perkins, Fordham Intern
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