Such inattention to detail, such malicious slander, I can not tolerate. Your recent report, The Leadership Bimbo, incorrectly depicts me on its front cover as at least 30 or 40 pounds heavier than I actually am. I didn't go on the Huckabee diet for nothing!
Rudy Doobie Doobie Doo
Superintendent
Miami-Dade County Public Schools
P.S.: I have heard, also, that Randy Vine Garden has recently had her teeth whitened.